Now trust me, you never ever want to be confronted by something you cuddle at night, filled with glazed, hunter eyes and lockjaw.
My body tensed and an overwhelming need to grab my car keys and run for the nearest exit, overcame me
As it draws the end of another year, I’m in awe at the fact that I’m getting closer to the half century mark.
I quietly unlock the front door, take off my shoes and tiptoe into the house to be met by the sensation of....
I’m sure hidden somewhere under the layers is a really sexy gym bunny.
When we raise fears or doubts into our subconscious, without realising it we start to look for signs to prove ourselves right.
Apart from the fact that I’m sure I’m not as interesting without it, life seems to have less spark.
It wouldn’t be kosher for you to pass out before you finished helping all the Sunny Pines Grannies on their way to their 60th school reunion.
As any true hater does, I organised a ‘Down with Valentines Day’ party. Singles only, no red allowed.